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New Miracle Drug Cures Pathological Contrarianism; Available Soon for Worldwide Water Supplies
By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
MEDICAL SCIENCE is hailing the discovery of a new miracle drug that, when properly administered, results in a 95% remission rate in the mental illness known as Pathological Contrarianism, a persistent tendency to question the Scientific Consensus and other undisputed truths of our Shared Value System.While rare in metropolitan centers, largely due to well-organized neighborhood Consensus Monitoring Programs, Pathological Contrarianism is still common among certain fringe populations around the world, usually those living in or around the outskirts of the Wilderness Zones, sometimes referring to themselves as “Liberty Advocates” or “Free-Thinkers.”
The new drug, known as Zombilify, manufactured by PfizerGlaxoSmithKline-BristolMyersSquibb, is revolutionary in its ability to prevent virtually every form of objection to anything. Says PGSKBMS spokesperson Queenie Everight, “we’re excited to be on the forefront in the arena of enhanced conformity, and look forward to working with federal, state and local governments worldwide to ensure that Zombilify is available to treat those in need, wherever they may be, regardless of their ability to pay, or their willingness to take it.”
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