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An Important Reminder About Post-Birth Abortion from the Global Ministry of Health


By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com

Image by Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com


June 25, 2042

The Global Ministry of Health reminds all World Citizens that post-birth abortion may only be used for unwanted offspring up to the age of 3 years old.  Abortion of teenagers is strictly prohibited.


For teens and children older than 3 years, parents should instead refer their troublesome offspring to an approved Behavior Restructuring and Treatment Facility (BRAT Facility) for appropriate drug and behavioral conditioning therapy.


In the alternative, parents may deposit unwanted offspring at their nearest Used Child Reconditioning Center (UCRC), where they will be given a Clean Mind Sweep and transformed into either medical test subjects, concubines, politicians, lawyers or university professors, depending on current social needs and individual strengths, as determined by UCRC staff.

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