The Medical Pledge, modeled after the catchy cadence of the historic Pledge of Allegiance of the former U.S.A., has been translated into 64 languages and will be recited by school children throughout the global community starting January 1, 2043. 

The new Medical Pledge is as follows:  

"I pledge allegiance to the swag of the Medical Cartel forever, and to the duped public for which it was planned, One World under Order, manageable, with medications and vaccines for all."

Using the Bellamy salute (pictured above) while reciting the Pledge is strongly encouraged, but the hand-over-heart salute will also do -- the important thing is to recite it with some kind of salute.

Parents with religious objections to the Medical Pledge are permitted to file an exemption for their school-age children, who may then stand silently with their eyes lowered during the recitation of the Pledge, followed by relentless ridicule from their classmates, which will be strongly encouraged.

Radicals from the natural health resistance movement are required to register their objections to the Pledge on the WHO Facebook page, to be stored in their Citizen Health Profile and preserved for later use as a possible basis for compulsory treatment or reeducation. 

Remember -- it's all about caring.

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