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MedicAire Microdrone System Victorious

with SADASS Vaccine Timetable

By Darrel Crain, DC

Image by David Dees | deesillustration.com

In a ceremony attended by just a handful of top-level government officials, the MedicAire™ Drone Civilian Autoinjection Program (MADCAP) was declared to have finally and fully replaced the outmoded and now forgotten Medicare system.

Dire predictions from previous decades that Medicare’s funding would run out and leave American citizens without any medical coverage ultimately proved to be unfounded.

“In a span of only 25 years, the MedicAire™ Microdrone System has saved trillions of dollars of expense and eliminated the need for visits to medical offices,” said Dr. Frank Sykosis, the top MADCAP doctor and multibillionaire CEO of MedicAire™. “We’ve pretty much eliminated the need for any medical doctors at all, except for triage,” he said.

Dr. Sykosis credits the Shot and Drug Age Specific Sequence timetable (SADASS) for making it all possible. “Once we achieved a cradle-to-grave, one-size-fits all mandatory medication and shot schedule for the lifetime of every citizen in the entire nation, it was only a matter of enforcing compliance. Microdrones solved that problem because the little buggers home in on a citizen’s microchip signal and inject the exact drugs and vaccines an individual needs at precisely the timing dictated by the timetable,” he said.

The SADASS timetable was developed by a special team of medical industry leaders appointed to combat all the “pre” diseases, including prehypertension, prediabetes, predepression, preanxiety, preprescription addiction, preponderance, and of course premeasles and all the rest of the childhood crud. The entire range of pharmaceutical remedies for all of these diseases is now provided to every man woman and child in the United States to cover all possible ailments that might develop. Additionally, all 937 childhood vaccines, boosters, and adult boosters are included in the timetable and delivered on schedule by the MedicAire™ Microdrones.

Dr. Sykosis poked fun at the old days when public health leaders had to deal with citizens demanding the right to opt out of their shots or medications. “People used to have trouble believing our government leaders know exactly which medicines they need, but now it doesn’t matter what they think,” Sykosis said. “That sci-fi movie got it right a long time ago, resistance is futile. If our microdrones don’t find you and inject you while you are asleep, they’ll buzz down to the street and zap you in the neck in a microsecond when you least expect it. We like to think of our microdrones as hyperintelligent medical mosquitoes.”

When asked if he could foresee a time when there would be a return to medical informed consent and the right to refuse medications and vaccines, he said those freedoms never went away. “With MedicAire™, control over medical decision-making has always been available to any who can afford it. Currently the price tag for making your own medical decisions for you and your family is about $1.5 million per person. As you can imagine, the number of people able to opt out of all the drugs and vaccines on the SADASS timetable these days is a pretty tiny percentage,” explained Sykosis.

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